Oh hey. So, I guess it's appropriate for 9 year olds to dress up in sexy lingerie. Where have I been? I am a 20-something professional and I don't even own a piece of lingerie, but these 9 year olds have their own line? I feel like I am in a cracked out version of the Twilight Zone.
Here's the scoop: Miley Cyrus's little sister, Noah, and her BFF Emily Grace Reaves are partners for the little girl lingerie collection called Ooh! La, La! Couture.
Really....
It only seems to fit Noah Cyrus, 9, perfectly since she's already known for dressing like a dominatrix, pole-dancing and "Smackin' That."
"Smackin' That?" She could at least "drop it like it's hot" or "back that a** up." Either way, should she really know what any of those adult worlds are about?
I'm sure at 9 years old, these little gals have a whole line of boys to impress in their cutsie lingerie.
Wait, don't you still have cooties at 9?
Either way, how can this Ooh! La, La! Couture collection even survive. What mother and father wants to see their little girl tramping it up around town in lingerie? Or even skipping around the house in a bustiere??
Parents want their little girls to stay little girls and to protect them from the big bad world as long as they can. Would you be willing to get your tiny princess some scandelous lingerie from these mini role models?
"Smackin' That?" She could at least "drop it like it's hot" or "back that a** up." Either way, should she really know what any of those adult worlds are about?
I'm sure at 9 years old, these little gals have a whole line of boys to impress in their cutsie lingerie.
Wait, don't you still have cooties at 9?
Either way, how can this Ooh! La, La! Couture collection even survive. What mother and father wants to see their little girl tramping it up around town in lingerie? Or even skipping around the house in a bustiere??
Parents want their little girls to stay little girls and to protect them from the big bad world as long as they can. Would you be willing to get your tiny princess some scandelous lingerie from these mini role models?